TOP 10 Ways to Cope with HOT Weather
Time to call out the strategy reserves…
- Open a lemonade stand, and be your own best customer
- Set up a nudist beach in your back yard
- Listen exclusively to cool music (more…)
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Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXV
The heat is on, so here’s a dose of more enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):
- That concoction is really smelling up the place so please put a lid on it
- As we read the riot act our troupe will be rehearing the most action-packed part of the play
- We’d better put it on ice if we want the skating exhibition to attract fans
- We need a red herring to complement the rainbow trout and yellow fin tuna (more…)
TOP 10 Questionable Driving Behaviours
It’s the time of year to truly enjoy driving in the great outdoors – as long as you don’t get caught in compromising situations…
- Juggling three cell phones to carry on a conference call
- Hanging out an uncorked genie-in-a-bottle air freshener (more…)
TOP 10 Ways to Recognize CANADA DAY
For the 148th time (including preceding I.D.s)…
- ‘Flag down’ neighbourhood speeders
- Drink red and white wines all day
- Use maple syrup in place of cooking oils (more…)
Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXIV
The first half of the year is almost done, however, there’s still plenty more enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):
- She shouldn’t be pushing up daisies if she expects them to grow properly
- It should rain on my parade of seedlings according to the latest forecast
- It’s much easier to push your buttons on with fine thread and patience (more…)
TOP 10 Ways to Celebrate Father’s Day
In honour of a special annual day of recognition…
- Give him a card with a $50 certificate toward his favourite new vehicle
- When he reminds you of how much more challenging it was when he was young, smile and don’t roll your eyes
- Let him win an argument for a change (more…)
Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXIII
The pending glow of the summer solstice shines on more enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):
- You can pound the pavement all you want, but if there’s any answer I’m getting outa’ here
- Rather than preach to the converted why not save your voice and just give them a pamphlet?
- It’s much gentler if instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, one lets it scamper away when ready (more…)
Low Tech Magic Tricks You Can Try at Home
A little practice, and you too can become an expert…
- The Hand Sandwich cut into quarters (the reveal: start with the premise it’s really finger food)
- Turning Powder into lemonade only using water (the reveal: using a clear pitcher enhances the transition effect) (more…)
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TOP 10 Toronto Pan Am Games Thrills – Update
With day one under way (spot the changes from yesterday’s post)…
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