If there’s a message underlying many escapades in The Simpsons’ annual Halloween “Treehouse of Horror” episodes, it’s that simply twisting the slant of everyday routines can be sufficient to make reality a black humour version of unnerving, or worse. This emerges most overtly when the backdrop is parody, shaped by the tone of this venerable take on animated life.
The most memorable moments stem from great writing, about altered states. These stand out, like in life itself, the dust settling in varying layers of destiny.
For instance, in an early T. of H. segment called ‘Nightmare Cafeteria’, the oh-too-familiar stereotype of the school cafeteria is buffeted into a horror far beyond the real experience. Acknowledging that cafeteria experience may have comprised its own tier of compromises inspires some of the foundation of the twisted version. Healthy eating and the vulnerabilities of trust and greed are a couple of the relatable issues given the bad dream treatment.
Yet, the seemingly ever-increasing public interest in the subject of Halloween, witnessed in retail sales as well as in cinema releases, suggests that adapting the spirit of this season throughout the year might give our lives another spin…
- Use various coloured lights in pumpkin faces to encourage diversity in all things
- Invite the living dead of your acquaintance to your house for an interpretive version of ‘trick or treat’
- Make a costume which is part fluorescent and part phosphorescent
- Hold auditions for best ghost in an authentic haunted house
- Hold a body snatchers party and neglect to keep track of the number of participants
- Open a spare parts shop which does not discriminate against any category suppliers term ‘parts’
- If a vigilante comes to your door, don’t be afraid to negotiate
- If you see a zombie not wearing black, or an alien which isn’t green, be suspicious
- Have your android device not only create a spooky mood instrumentally, but also whisper danger subliminally
- Resolve to find a way to rhyme with orange
We’ve just had the latest round of the Olympic Winter Games play out in Korea in the latter part of February.
Some nations, particularly the three highest medal count countries – namely, Norway, Germany, and Canada – found relative success after their long journeys to southeast Asia. Other countries didn’t have their usually expected triumphs (U.S.A.), and one wasn’t even able to compete under its national flag (Russia) – so, bigger is not always better. (more…)
Open any travel related periodical or insert, and chances are that, in addition to glowing enticements to visit sites far or near, there will be some degree of tips from supposed experts. Sometimes the expertise is limited to lessons learned by the author about specific destinations; sometimes it’s more general ‘rules of thumb’ (not the green kind).
Case in point: the spring edition of CAA (Canadian Automobile Association) Magazine devotes several pages to recommending travel locations for 2018, with brief comments from CAA travel specialists. Some remarks are more insightful than others. (more…)