For the 148th time (including preceding I.D.s)…
- ‘Flag down’ neighbourhood speeders
- Drink red and white wines all day
- Use maple syrup in place of cooking oils
- Play mini-putt golf with fresh strawberries
- Watch a full hour of authentic Canadian TV programming
- Join the Cabot Trail Google Earth club
- Wear winter clothes so that ignorant visitors won’t be disappointed
- Avoid saying ‘eh’, except when around ignorant visitors
- Barbeque white meats red and red meats white
- Wear a watch showing all Canadian time zones
the watch of time 
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