It’s the time of year to truly enjoy driving in the great outdoors – as long as you don’t get caught in compromising situations…
- Juggling three cell phones to carry on a conference call
- Hanging out an uncorked genie-in-a-bottle air freshener
- Treating collector lanes as venues to build up your supply of road signs
- Encouraging awareness of Morse code through dedicated use of emergency flashers
- Continuously driving in circles and figure eights when you see ‘turn’ signs
- Having a giant scoop on one side of the vehicle to pick up pedestrians and deposit them at random
- Churning long clouds of dust by driving on road shoulders
- Picking up hitchhikers, then giving them driving tests
- Practicing open field basketball tosses to get rid of garbage
- Blocking entrances in order to induce connecting with strangers
the watch of time 
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