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Archive for 2015

Memorable Quotes: Tales of Screenwriters – Part Twenty

The Rules – the new reality:

(a) “A corporate style of conducting business has been imposed upon the movie industry, which used to leave room for the disruptions of talent. It is stunning to see how cleverly everything has been assigned a number value, and any idea
is immediately dissected into numbers representing the stars, the subject matter, the possible disposition of it in various media, countries, ancillaries…it totally neglects whether it’s going to be done well or not.” (more…)

TOP 10 Labour Day Activities

The range of what people might be doing on Labour Day varies considerably

  • Dust off the gym card and join the legions of sporadic exercisers
  • Rest up and psych up for pending labour intensive schoolwork assistance with children
  • Discover new couch potato positions for watching sports (more…)

Clichés Upgraded – Part XL

It’s the transitional Labour Day weekend, so here’s celebrating with more enriched clichés (with the originals in italics):

  • For a problem lasting as long as the seven year itch you have to cope with trying lots of medication
  • Shoot the breeze if you’re such a hot-to-trot firearms expert
  • Shoot yourself in the foot of the impressive gorge for a picturesque backdrop (more…)

Whose Educational Money Is It Anyway?

In today’s Ottawa Citizen, a page two article describes the travails of an RESP planholder attempting to redeem monies for her son’s post-secondary schooling.  The coverage of such cost, of course, is the raison d’etre for the program.  The financial institution which set up the RESP made an already time-vulnerable process for obtaining monies for the student one of exasperation for her and her son.

It shouldn’t have been this way if the representatives of the institution followed the likely protocol. (more…)

Memorable Quotes # 30

On Choices & Change:

It is our philosophical set of the sail that determines the course of our lives.  To change our current direction, we have to change our philosophy, not our circumstances.

We generally change ourselves for one of two reasons: inspiration or desperation. (more…)

TOP 10 Unasked Questions of Winners’ Families

Yet again this morning a TV host asked the classically prosaic, reaction question of a gold medal winner’s family, namely “How did you feel?”  In such situations, the opportunity to ask more probing, insightful questions is missed, such as…

  • Did he have a shower this morning before the competition?
  • Did she start her long jump career by leaping over her cousins? (more…)

TOP 10 Simplest Election Promise Solutions

With the Canadian election campaign creeping on toward October 17th

  • Balance the books, by placing them on the heads of the campaign workers with the most hair, or
  • Balance the books, via resting them on the incoming government party’s platform, since these otherwise unoccupied by firm commitments
  • Increase day care spaces, by putting more chairs and water bottles in each facility (more…)

Memorable Quotes: Tales of Screenwriters – Part Nineteen

The ‘Players’ – a director’s view:

“I believe that great writing makes great stories, and great stories make great films.  I start from that, so I really don’t move until I trust the material that I have in my hands…  There’s a totem pole in Hollywood for sure, about who they want to entrust certain material to. The more successful you are with your films financially, the more access you have to better material. (more…)

Are You Motivated?

We know that fear and greed are major motivators of human behaviours.  Certainly these attributes have been applied over and over to how investors respond in the marketplace.

Aside from these more dramatic conscious states, what helps to being motivated in general? (more…)

Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXIX

Still summertime, still more enlivened clichés (with the originals in italics):

  • If you take the time to run circles around the instruction changes, no one will miss seeing them
  • After all, I had three, so now the shoe is on the other foot
  • Their pitcher had to serve up a lollipop because his team ran out of baseballs (more…)