Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Still summertime, still more enlivened clichés (with the originals in italics):

  • If you take the time to run circles around the instruction changes, no one will miss seeing them
  • After all, I had three, so now the shoe is on the other foot
  • Their pitcher had to serve up a lollipop because his team ran out of baseballs
  • Since you have too many flashlights to make use of, shed some light on the pile there so as to reduce the weight
  • The guy thought it would be a blast to swallow bullets, then try to shoot from the hip
  • Only a stationery supplier would think to term that cheese taste sharp as a tack
  • A shoestring budget wouldn’t be necessary if we had some paper to write on
  • Wouldn’t you know it, she just got a package of uniquely designed ones and now she’s lost her marbles
  • Rome wasn’t built in a day only schedule, some night and holiday work was involved
  • The rest of the clay will be arranged either to fill the shape up or ship out what’s not needed

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