TOP 10 New Year’s ‘Without a Box’ Resolutions
Diverse Goals to take on in 2017:
- Lose weight by trimming your bling or dysfunctional cosmetic implants, whichever is heavier
- Organize your files in non-alphabetical order to increase the impact of random chance
- Post a list of resolutions in declining font size and brightness so the later ones can be overlooked more easily
- Add a microchip in your business card so it will whine if a week passes without the recipient handling it
- Invent a new species and become its trusted advisor in bilateral negotiations
- Memorize the first and last lines of book chapters so you sound like you are well read
- Hang up a world map as a dart board to select your travel destinations
- Develop your own social networking site and then turn it into a secret society
- Get a special phone number for keeping script-bound service providers on indefinite hold
- Take back-to-back courses on empathy and callousness, then have a point-counterpoint debate with yourself
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TOP 10 Canadian Thanksgiving Gratitudes
Like many longstanding holidays, Thanksgiving Day has its traditional elements, but has also come to remind us of modern lifestyle aspects to appreciate.
Interestingly, of the holidays recognized in both Canada and the U.S., this is the only one celebrated at different times: in Canada, on the second Monday in October, in the U.S. on the fourth Thursday. (In the latter case this has typically dovetailed into four-day weekends, and the recent emergence of ‘Black Friday’ shopping madness.) (more…)
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