TOP 10 Ways to Cope with HOT Weather
Time to call out the strategy reserves…
- Open a lemonade stand, and be your own best customer
- Set up a nudist beach in your back yard
- Listen exclusively to cool music (more…)
Archive for 2015
Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXV
The heat is on, so here’s a dose of more enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):
- That concoction is really smelling up the place so please put a lid on it
- As we read the riot act our troupe will be rehearing the most action-packed part of the play
- We’d better put it on ice if we want the skating exhibition to attract fans
- We need a red herring to complement the rainbow trout and yellow fin tuna (more…)
Memorable Quotes: Tales of Screenwriters – Part Sixteen
The ‘Players’ – the big execs:
(a) “I have had a number of unbelievably painful moments with Hollywood executives, and the truth is that their reasons for rejecting projects were beyond ludicrous – they were willful and capricious, and in several cases meant that the scripts involved, which I had worked hard on and which…were wonderful, were never made. (more…)
TOP 10 Questionable Driving Behaviours
It’s the time of year to truly enjoy driving in the great outdoors – as long as you don’t get caught in compromising situations…
- Juggling three cell phones to carry on a conference call
- Hanging out an uncorked genie-in-a-bottle air freshener (more…)
TOP 10 Ways to Recognize CANADA DAY
For the 148th time (including preceding I.D.s)…
- ‘Flag down’ neighbourhood speeders
- Drink red and white wines all day
- Use maple syrup in place of cooking oils (more…)
Clichés Upgraded – Part XXXIV
The first half of the year is almost done, however, there’s still plenty more enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):
- She shouldn’t be pushing up daisies if she expects them to grow properly
- It should rain on my parade of seedlings according to the latest forecast
- It’s much easier to push your buttons on with fine thread and patience (more…)
the watch of time 
TOP 10 Toronto Pan Am Games Thrills – Update
With day one under way (spot the changes from yesterday’s post)…
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