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Clichés Upgraded – Part XLVII

 

We’re well into December, the grass is still green (not white), so time to sit back and enjoy more updated clichés (with originals in italics):

  • You can call it a sweetheart deal when the love of your life is a cheap date
  • Due to the giant detergent spill in the bay we were forced to swim against the Tide (more…)

Ticker Speed Headlines (revisited)

It seems not that long ago that the only time you saw a ticker list of information across the bottom, or side, of a TV screen was when relaying stock market or related activity.  Stocks and other commodities current value was flashed in a continuous loop, in real time when available.  The loop would run perceptibly, if multiple loops speeds would vary.  The general implication was that only this type of activity merited a tape feed.

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TOP 10 Little Known or Appreciated Hobbies

 

With less outdoor activities in the winter, more time for hobbies

  • Painting on canvas using only invisible colours
  • Collecting counterfeit money
  • Collecting spoiled beverages
  • Secretly substituting expensive car parts with exact duplicates (more…)

Memorable Quotes: Tales of Screenwriters – Part Twenty-Six

 

Minefields – what’s in a name?

(a) “Sometimes when there are multiple writers on a project, you go through a process called arbitration. That’s to figure out who gets the ‘Written by’ credit on a movie. It’s all handled by the Writers Guild, and it’s an incredibly screwed-up system that’s probably the best system that we can manage given all the variables involved.   (more…)

Fostering a Philanthropic Legacy

When I was a financial consultant, particularly after the company began more proactively to offer options via insurance or investments to clients who might be interested, I selectively discussed the idea of philanthropic planning. (more…)

Clichés Upgraded – Part XLVI

It’s the end of November, with new shopping clichés like ‘Black Friday’ and ‘Cyber Monday’ upon us, so time to battle back with more updated clichés (with originals in italics):

  • Stop the presses and switch your routine to some stretching exercises  
  • If you hold your stick out like a sore thumb perhaps a sympathetic young dolphin will jump over it (more…)

Some Millennials Do Want Advice

The November issue of The Insurance & Investment Journal has an article telling us that millennials – those born between 1980 and 1995 – are advice seekers.  Moreover, they represent a great opportunity for help via financial advisors in the coming years. (more…)

TOP 10 Benefits of Less Daylight

We are on the cusp of the two shortest months of daylight as we near the winter solstice; how can we turn this to advantage

  • Greater atmosphere for telling ghost stories
  • When you carry away that holiday party glow, more people will be able to see it
  • More chance to pursue the timeless ‘fewer calories, taste great’ debates (more…)

Residential road safety

A recent local newspaper article concerning road safety is well-intentioned, but as with many such viewpoints takes conclusions to lengths which should be challenged. (more…)

Memorable Quotes: Tales of Screenwriters – Part Twenty-Five

Minefields – next…:

(a) “You’re like the architect, but they’re building the building, and sometimes they decide, ‘You know what? That’s not quite the building we want. We’re gonna bring in somebody else to design the new gazebo.’ I’ve replaced writers and I’ve been replaced.  The times it’s gone well have been when everyone’s a grown-up about it.” (more…)