Creative commentary plus crafty composition


We’re well into December, the grass is still green (not white), so time to sit back and enjoy more updated clichés (with originals in italics):

  • You can call it a sweetheart deal when the love of your life is a cheap date
  • Due to the giant detergent spill in the bay we were forced to swim against the Tide
  • When there’s nothing left to take a breather might be able to exhale a suggestion
  • Sugar coat sleeves can be shortened easily because they’re tasty
  • If you want to see a tail between the legs is a good place to start
  • Once they’re repaired, take a back seat to the car owner waiting in the corner
  • If you really want to go for a swim upstream is a large, inviting pool
  • The container needs to be broader if you are determined to take a bath  
  • Without the sharks it’s roomy, swimming with the sharks it gets crowded quickly
  • You’ll have to circle around it a few times first if you really want to take a long walk off a short pier




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