Creative commentary plus crafty composition

With pro sports seasons overlapping this time of year, it can be useful for aficionados to keep handy some creative, all-purpose plaudits and critiques…

  • You’re so slow, my mother could bake a turkey quicker!
  • I hope you fill out applications as well as you fill out your uniform!
  • Please give me your autograph if you can spell!
  • Hey ref, your prescription glasses have come in!
  • Does your pet turtle help you with your positioning?
  • That play was so brilliant it doesn’t need a second act!
  • I’ve trowelled cement that moved faster than you do!
  • You guys are so good I see halos!
  • What a shot! And no liquor glass!
  • I haven’t seen a circus catch like that outside of a big tent!

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