Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Because as we get older it’s harder and harder to know what to want or to give

  • A $25 gift certificate toward the purchase of a car
  • The Quicklook Dictionary of Multisyllabic Word Synonyms
  • A blow torch which only works while you blow on it
  • A silver-gilded, mounted collection of your expired driver’s licences
  • A super TV remote, which replaces any combination of existing remotes, but only works for two channels at a time
  • Retro bean bag chairs, complete with sagged look of use
  • Two-year free service from a retired and not recently charged tax accountant
  • A six course meal at an ice cream shop
  • A milk and cream colourizer kit
  • A subscription to the Club of the Month club

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