the watch of time

Because as we get older it’s harder and harder to know what to want or to give…

• A $25 gift certificate toward the purchase of a car
• The Quicklook Dictionary of Multisyllabic Word Synonyms
• A blow torch which only works while you blow on it
• A silver-gilded, mounted collection of your expired driver’s licences
• A super TV remote, which replaces any combination of existing remotes, but only works for two channels at a time
• Retro bean bag chairs, complete with sagged look of use
• Two-year free service from a retired and not recently charged tax accountant
• A six course meal at an ice cream shop
• A milk and cream colourizer kit
• A subscription to the Club of the Month club