the watch of time

For the 148th time (including preceding I.D.s)…

• ‘Flag down’ neighbourhood speeders
• Drink red and white wines all day
• Use maple syrup in place of cooking oils
• Play mini-putt golf with fresh strawberries
• Watch a full hour of authentic Canadian TV programming
• Join the Cabot Trail Google Earth club
• Wear winter clothes so that ignorant visitors won’t be disappointed
• Avoid saying ‘eh’, except when around ignorant visitors
• Barbeque white meats red and red meats white
• Wear a watch showing all Canadian time zones