the watch of time

The end is near, an end is near – hopefully these benefits will soon be here

• Rediscover the joy of walking on flat surfaces
• Construction zones are no longer required for putting on outdoor clothing
• When someone says ‘you know how to shovel it’, there is subtext
• Patches of ice disappear to their rightful place inside drinking glasses
• Associating ‘fresh’ with fruits and vegetables becomes legitimate
• Benefits of a car wash last more than six hours
• ‘Skating on thin ice’ is once again restricted to the workplace or relationships
• Artificial lighting for night life is more for fun and less for necessity
• Salty references are lifted from streets and sidewalks
• ‘White out conditions’ refer to the need to correct typos