Creative commentary plus crafty composition

The end is near, an end is near – hopefully these benefits will soon be here

  • Rediscover the joy of walking on flat surfaces
  • Construction zones are no longer required for putting on outdoor clothing
  • When someone says ‘you know how to shovel it’, there is subtext
  • Patches of ice disappear to their rightful place inside drinking glasses
  • Associating ‘fresh’ with fruits and vegetables becomes legitimate
  • Benefits of a car wash last more than six hours
  • ‘Skating on thin ice’ is once again restricted to the workplace or relationships
  • Artificial lighting for night life is more for fun and less for necessity
  • Salty references are lifted from streets and sidewalks
  • ‘White out conditions’ refer to the need to correct typos

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