Creative commentary plus crafty composition

  • Everyone named Patrick has a halo
  • You can’t tell if pedestrians are staggering from liquor or from icy sidewalks
  • One day memberships in the Green movement spike
  • People are looking for opportunities to express envy
  • Green tag sales just comprise green tags
  • Stock market tote boards show only arrows pointing upwards (at least while markets aren’t open)
  • The Hulk and the Green Goblin make nice
  • Accidents increase due to drivers taking selfies with traffic lights
  • Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables
  • The Green Party is thought of as a place to have fun

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