the watch of time

Here’s another round of enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):

• I hate to say this, but it hasn’t been put to music yet
• If one is in for a penny, in for a pound, imagine what would happen to you if you’re in for a whole dollar Read the rest of this entry »

Happy New Year – a new batch of enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):

• If your watch stops working, we’ll rush into the field and depend on just a cotton pickin’ minute
• Look, That is on trial, I’m in charge here, so I’ll be the judge of That
• The winner of our mid-winter survival contest will be in the hot seat of a new car at 5:00 pm tomorrow Read the rest of this entry »

‘Out-of-the-box’ Goals to aim for in 2015:

• Lose weight by trimming your bling
• Organize your files in non-alphabetical order for a greater challenge
• Add ethereal, esoteric accreditations on your business card Read the rest of this entry »

Remember me, remember me

When I have gone away

Remember that I lived and died

As you will too, some day Read the rest of this entry »