Allegedly, Spring has officially arrived this week, although evidence of the following is sparse…
– Drivers get to become reacquainted with the exterior colour of their vehicles
– It’s easier to see where grass would be thanks to a thinner coating of ice
– Confused birdlife add their input to human squawking about unwanted snowfalls
– Foods identified as ‘fresh’ no longer have to come with disclaimers
– Increasingly, higher percentages of ice are to be found inside drinking glasses than on the ground
– You don’t need a jackhammer to dig into the ground
– One can be more forgiving of the 50% accuracy of weather forecasters
– Driving around potholes is a fairer contest because now you can actually see them
– ‘White out conditions’ are only being used in reference to correcting typos
– Feeling blue goes back to being just about emotions rather enhanced with outdoor temperatures
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