Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Because any modern saint deserves recognition

  • Everyone named Patrick exhibits altruism
  • Yoga classes add pirouettes until everyone feels green
  • Leprechauns are treated with the respect they deserve once a year
  • Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables

  • Wearing of the green applies to more body parts than usual
  • The Hulk, the Green Goblin, and Green Lantern form a one-night-only folk trio
  • Green tag sales mainly comprise green tags
  • Bells ring when stock market tote boards show arrows pointing upwards
  • The Green Party everywhere is thought of as a place to have fun
  • The best of the morning means having draft size beverages for breakfast


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