the watch of time

Because any modern saint deserves recognition…

• Everyone named Patrick exhibits altruism

• Yoga classes add pirouettes until everyone feels green

• Leprechauns are treated with the respect they deserve once a year

• Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables

• Wearing of the green applies to more body parts than usual

• The Hulk, the Green Goblin, and Green Lantern form a one-night-only folk trio

• Green tag sales mainly comprise green tags

• Bells ring when stock market tote boards show arrows pointing upwards

• The Green Party everywhere is thought of as a place to have fun

• The best of the morning means having draft size beverages for breakfast