the watch of time

The day is here…

• A kiss makes the heart feel young, but there may still be a role for Botox and a facelift
• I’m like a kid back in kindergarten, I send out Valentine’s cards with postage due
• It may be a love-bite, but I’m going to get a shot for it just in case
• The way to mollify a gift that keeps on giving is by ingesting Kaopectate
• Cupid’s arrow has a rubber tip on it, because his aim ain’t what it used to be
• I hope you appreciate this ring as I’m still recovering from the surgery on my tongue
• Roses are red, fingers are blue, if you take your gloves off, you’ll be there too
• Everything’s coming up roses, too bad it’s a vegetable garden
• Remember that death by chocolate is not a long-term pleasure
• I had to turn over every stone for your gift, as I forgot where I hid it from the authorities