the watch of time

In anticipation of the special day forthcoming this weekend…

• If you live to be 100, I’ll know to keep the insurance claim handy
• They invented hugs to let people know you love them and that your arm exercises have been working
• The hours I spend with you are like a perfumed garden, which is unlucky as I have an allergy to strong scents
• If you have only one smile in you, you better put your lips on a copier
• We are most alive when we are still breathing
• As long as you keep loving and hugging each other, your rashes won’t absorb the skin cream
• Love will find a way but a map will make it quicker
• Passion in a kiss gives it sweetness, so imagine what passion fruit does
• You bring out a range of my pent-up emotions, from lassitude to languor
• Ah! A bottle of fine wine, a tray of imported cheese, and a loveseat designed by the Marquis de Sade