This morning, in the middle of a summer holiday weekend, Canada’s Prime Minister officially launched the Federal Election Campaign for the vote October 19th – why so early?
- More opportunity for practicing those barbequing skills at public events
- Lots of time to massage the message that extra taxpayer-funded spending is just a way of paying for a staycation
- More frequent flier points for candidates, staff, and media
- The early days of hot air from speeches becomes camouflaged by the hot air of August weather
- Some of the policy themes are sink or swim oriented, so still time to do some swimming
- More occasions to show off summer wardrobes
- Better not to make all the announcements of campaign goodies before the official election launch
- Summertime is when audiences are most receptive to large scale fictional entertainment with special effects
- The media ads really started months ago, so the official stamp was just waiting
- Nothing adds more to the foreground of a warm sunset than a sea of candidate signs
TOP 10 Reasons for an Extra-Long Election Campaign
This morning, in the middle of a summer holiday weekend, Canada’s Prime Minister officially launched the Federal Election Campaign for the vote October 19th – why so early?
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