Creative commentary plus crafty composition

It’s the end of a hot July, and here’s more cool enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):

  • Sorry about the bad throw, it went through the gutter and right up your alley
  • He’s such a devotee of that vintage he doesn’t mind scraping the bottom of the barrel to get every drop of wine
  • Be careful of the vegetation because it’s rough around the edges of the forest
  • If you want to keep playing the same old song and dance your way through explaining why, then go for it
  • Roll out the red carpet to celebrate its being the first new product of our floor coverings factory
  • First practice not being scared of your own shadow before you worry about other people’s
  • Having so much of it means that rolling in the dough becomes a relaxing, if messy, exercise option
  • If you want to understand how potent it is, here’s a jar, save your breath, and take a whiff later
  • Since their so-called solution was rotten to the core of the problem, we got nowhere
  • The second banana was left out too long, so they used it in a sundae

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