Creative commentary plus crafty composition

As the marketing spirit of ‘Black Friday’ expands beyond its original borders, watch for these

  • $200 gift certificate discounted $100, toward the purchase of a new car
  • Two pillow covers included with each mattress or box spring
  • Free economy-size bottle of white-out with each pallet of printing paper
  • Every made-to-measure suit with its own in-pocket lint brush
  • Two tablets of muscle relaxant included with each computer tablet
  • Six-pack of popcorn with every large screen television
  • Free shipping on items under $5, one dozen minimum order
  • Incomplete sets such as dinnerware and books at a range of reduced prices
  • Do-it-yourself roofing tiles, five-step ladder included
  • Deep discounts on out-of-stock and late arriving seasonal items

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