the watch of time

Effective storytelling helps illustrate any theme which benefits from being relatable…  

• Monochrome clothing is acceptable, monotone delivery is not
• Make it easier to relate to people by not being hoisted on your own petard
• It’s a good idea to practice speaking with different vocal inflections, so those voices in your head may prove useful
• When pausing for effect, don’t leave the button down too long
• Remember, the most important parts of the story are the beginning, the ending, and the sponsored transitions
• For the illusion of 3D, have character conflicts acted out by members of the audience
• When acting as an interpretive reader, it’s not necessary to engage in spirit possession
• Have updated medical protection if you take it upon yourself to tickle the audience’s funny bones
• Use a foreboding tone when speaking about medical science, politics, or relatives
• Have alternative endings available to enhance repeat audience business