- Everyone named Patrick has a halo
- You can’t tell if pedestrians are staggering from liquor or from icy sidewalks
- One day memberships in the Green movement spike
- People are looking for opportunities to express envy
- Green tag sales just comprise green tags
- Stock market tote boards show only arrows pointing upwards (at least while markets aren’t open)
- The Hulk and the Green Goblin make nice
- Accidents increase due to drivers taking selfies with traffic lights
- Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables
- The Green Party is thought of as a place to have fun
TOP 10 Signs of St. Patrick’s Day
March 17, 2015
the watch of time 
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