Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Here’s a dozen lesser appreciated quotes for Valentine’s Day:

  • Love will find a way but a map will make it quicker
  • Hugs let people know you love them and that your arm exercises are working
  • The hours I spend with you are like a perfumed garden, which is unlucky as I have an allergy to strong aromas
  • If I have to choose between love and chocolate, I better chew on that first
  • We are most alive when we are still breathing
  • A kiss makes the heart young, but then you have to pay for Botox and facelifts
  • As long as you keep loving and hugging each other, the rashes won’t be able to absorb skin cream
  • Everything’s coming up roses, which is disconcerting since I planted vegetables
  • If you have just one special smile to share, you better put your lips on a copier
  • Passion in a kiss gives it its sweetness, so just imagine what passion fruit does
  • If you live to be 100, I’ll have plenty of time to have the insurance claim ready
  • I’m like a kid in kindergarten, who doesn’t know better than to send out Valentine’s cards with postage due

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