the watch of time

Here’s a dozen lesser appreciated quotes for Valentine’s Day:

• Love will find a way but a map will make it quicker
• Hugs let people know you love them and that your arm exercises are working
• The hours I spend with you are like a perfumed garden, which is unlucky as I have an allergy to strong aromas
• If I have to choose between love and chocolate, I better chew on that first
• We are most alive when we are still breathing
• A kiss makes the heart young, but then you have to pay for Botox and facelifts
• As long as you keep loving and hugging each other, the rashes won’t be able to absorb skin cream
• Everything’s coming up roses, which is disconcerting since I planted vegetables
• If you have just one special smile to share, you better put your lips on a copier
• Passion in a kiss gives it its sweetness, so just imagine what passion fruit does
• If you live to be 100, I’ll have plenty of time to have the insurance claim ready
• I’m like a kid in kindergarten, who doesn’t know better than to send out Valentine’s cards with postage due