If I didn’t love the material, I would have taken a job
as a piece of cardboard in a wino’s shoe instead of an album jacket… I know a person with your sense of the bizarre must have lots to do. But,
I’d really appreciate it if you’d take me along when you leave. It’s awfully cramped here in the bin. And this shrink wrap is killing me.
from album cover for ON the ROAD, George Carlin (1977)