Technically, only one day a year…
- Everyone named Patrick has a halo
- People spend green to buy green to wind up feeling green
- You can’t tell if pedestrians are staggering from liquor or from icy sidewalks
- Green tag sales just comprise green tags
- The Hulk and the Green Goblin make nice
- People look for opportunities to express envy
- Accidents increase due to drivers taking selfies with traffic light ‘go’ signals
- Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables
- Irsih eyes are smiling, and glazed over, and bloodshot…
- The Green Party is thought of as a place to have fun
the watch of time 
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