Creative commentary plus crafty composition

 

Technically, only one day a year

  • Everyone named Patrick has a halo
  • People spend green to buy green to wind up feeling green
  • You can’t tell if pedestrians are staggering from liquor or from icy sidewalks
  • Green tag sales just comprise green tags
  • The Hulk and the Green Goblin make nice
  • People look for opportunities to express envy
  • Accidents increase due to drivers taking selfies with traffic light ‘go’ signals
  • Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables
  • Irsih eyes are smiling, and glazed over, and bloodshot…
  • The Green Party is thought of as a place to have fun

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