the watch of time

Technically, only one day a year…

• Everyone named Patrick has a halo
• People spend green to buy green to wind up feeling green
• You can’t tell if pedestrians are staggering from liquor or from icy sidewalks
• Green tag sales just comprise green tags
• The Hulk and the Green Goblin make nice
• People look for opportunities to express envy
• Accidents increase due to drivers taking selfies with traffic light ‘go’ signals
• Fussy eaters are willing to eat their leafy vegetables
• Irsih eyes are smiling, and glazed over, and bloodshot…
• The Green Party is thought of as a place to have fun