the watch of time

Thanks to 24/7 news and entertainment reporting, there are cascading varieties of bumper headlines these days…

• Can/Am leaders kiss, test results positive
• Early bird doesn’t adjust to daylight savings time, loses worm
• Hot Canadian housing markets turning molehills into mountains
• Essential oils becoming more valuable than fuel oils
• Infrastructure becomes most googled four syllable term
• New revelations that clinical trials are avoiding jury option  
• Artists put down brushes, lobby for sky to remain blue
• Digital superheroes unable to mentor current graduating class
• Millennial declares, “I went to a rally, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
• First annual face-lift competition falls flat in ratings
• Outdoor concert goers requested to step on less grass
• Adage updated: when the going gets tough, the tough seek new counsel