If pets could actually communicate remarks and comments, what might they be…
- I’m not the only one who benefits from a walk, as you would know if you looked in a mirror
- If you didn’t want me to scratch the furniture, you should have taped some treats there
- Sure, I’ll run after it, but only after you make a fool of yourself encouraging me
- How come that diver can stay underwater in our aquarium so long?
- Frankly, if I really knew where that came from I probably wouldn’t eat it either
- You should try out the sleeping arrangement from my point of view
- Did you count the seeds this time so we get an equal share?
- It’s not really how many times you stroke me, it’s where, if you know what I mean
- If you want me to behave nicely with neighbours, give me some signals
- You guys need to understand better what species can get along and what ones don’t
the watch of time 
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