the watch of time

It may be one of those Fridays…

• The size of the food servings in your restaurant look the same even though you’ve been eating them  
• The colouring of cocktails served in your bar doesn’t appear part of the rainbow
• Your clothing slips off right after tightening your belt
• When you stop at a traffic light pedestrians look at you while their heads are turned away 
• Dogs are barking incessantly at nothing you can see or hear
• Bad news stories on newscasts seem to be coming out of nowhere
• Your bathroom mirror crashes into thirteen pieces when you try to wipe it clean
• Telemarketing calls with four digit area codes clog up your phone
• Strangely patterned cracks appear while you’re walking on sidewalks
• The blind spot when you’re driving keeps moving around