Since so far the calendar doesn’t mean much in eastern North America…
- Send encouraging texts to the migrating bird population to ‘hang in up there’
- Set up a picnic area around the furnace and break out your t-shirts and shorts
- Download a picture of a local weather forecaster, and enjoy your new dart board target
- Start an Old Man Winter extradition movement
- Tell stories to youngsters about past spring times when the snow melted and the sap ran
- Go to home & garden shows, and laugh or snarl at the exhibitors
- Use green markers outdoors liberally
- Check out the local library to see if there are variations on the definition of global warming
- Celebrate the reduced wear and tear on summer tires due to extra-long duty for the winter ones
- Visit relatives you don’t care for since the days are shot anyway
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