Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Supposedly it’s spring – here’s more emotive warmth from enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):

  • The magician’s props weren’t working, so he improvised by calling his act ‘The more things change, the more they stay the same’
  • My stomach is tied in knots, which makes it extremely difficult to make my shirt look nice
  • If your associate has gone over the top in bringing you flowers, take one, put it in his collar, and nip it in the bud
  • Non-verbal communication is important, but more than meets the eye challenges one of the senses
  • If you insist that strange, amorphous creatures are emerging from those waters, you must be seaing things
  • Necessity is the mother of invention, so there’s obviously some pretty loose morals around here
  • When my hands are tied, I flip a coin to decide a winner
  • We say, yes might’s, as well as’s, or however’s, and say no if’s, and’s, or but’s
  • I insist on my way or the highway ever since I set up my own GPS system
  • From having my family pose surrounding the ace of my favourite card suit, I enjoy the near and dear to my heart

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