the watch of time

‘Out-of-the-box’ Goals to aim for in 2015:

• Lose weight by trimming your bling
• Organize your files in non-alphabetical order for a greater challenge
• Add ethereal, esoteric accreditations on your business card
• Take unplanned and unfinanced trips to make them more adventurous
• Read books with no more than two pictures in them
• Devote an extra solid five minutes to your workout to make up for socializing
• Help elderly people across the street, and carry them if they are reluctant
• Invent a new species and become its ruler
• Take a course on empathy and feel superior to those who don’t
• Combine exotic foods at random, then consume vast quantities without stomach medication handy

Meanwhile, HAPPY NEW YEAR!