the watch of time

For those of us who live in cold & snowy climes…

• Paint the snow green
• Pretend the wind really is whistling Dixie
• Plant snowballs and enjoy them not growing
• Learn to hibernate
• Eat spicy foods and enjoy the sensation of heat
• Cut holes in the ice and hunt for lost coins
• Have a dry skin conditioning contest with family and friends
• Translate the collected works of Shakespeare into modern English (and experience the ides of March)
• Hide things where you can find them so you’re constantly getting warm looking
• Start a society of cold & flu medication collectors