Creative commentary plus crafty composition

Yet again, a batch of enlivened clichés (with the original in italics):

  • Eight auto workers being let go while standing on the front hood of a truck is firing on all cylinders
  • Get out of Dodge and go into another auto maker’s vehicle if that makes you happy
  • The hardest part of getting your ducks lined up is getting them to keep still
  • If it fits like a glove, then you need a bigger bowling ball
  • O.K., maybe I’ll go along with rice and barley, but I’m not going against the grain
  • Go back to the well if you find that saying ahem or so seems uncomfortable
  • There are too many defendants being found guilty together if one of them is hung on every word
  • Grasping at straws is one challenge ensuring young kids exercise while having a drink
  • Did you hear about the guy who was so small he fell into cards and got lost in the shuffle?
  • Here’s mud in your eye, so now you can truly claim it’s bathing your whole body

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