the watch of time

No one is safe when the laws of survival collide with the abandon of Halloween…

• Invite zombies to your house, but only if they bring their own versions of treats
• See how many candles can be packed into a giant pumpkin by lighting it indoors first
• Have a ‘Time Warp’ party for those still trying to reach the planet idolized in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Set a ‘Treehouse of Horror’ episode in the branches of a gigantic Venus fly trap
• Make an oil coated costume which is part fluorescent and part phosphorescent
• Hold auditions for best presentation by a ghost in an authentic haunted house
• Challenge gangs in dark alleys to see if they prefer tricks or treats
• Hold a body snatchers party and neglect to keep track of the comings and goings
• Invite a real politician to terrorize the neighbourhood by glad-handing
• Put on eerie music without regard that it continues playing when the power goes off