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More Clichés Upgraded

Here are some more examples of clichés invested with new life:

  • If absence makes the heart grow fonder that really puts the pressure on presence
  • I had an ace in the hole until the dog dug it up
  • You can have all for one some of the time, and one for all most of the time, but one for one takes less time than all for all
  • Always look on the bright side, as the other side needs artificial lighting which may require an electrical outlet
  • If someone is bad to the bone, how can we expect them to treat a simple cut?
  • Been there, done that, took a drive, got lost, found a bar, got happy, hitched a ride home, spouse angry, in the soup, been there, done that
  • When you burn the candle at both ends you get a better chance to wax professorial
  • If you have butterflies in your stomach, you’ll just have to wing it

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